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Wednesday, 16 January 2013

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By: Adedokun Adetunji On: 06:23
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  • A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite Xperience & dont forget to text it in a coded way o!

    After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.

    Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
    she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!"

    she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha!

    A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano - lagos flight.

    She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".

    Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter).....


    debbie said...

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