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Monday, 28 January 2013

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CLEAN JOKE

By: Adedokun Adetunji On: 06:38
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  • CLEAN JOKE!
    Jesus and Satan were having an
    on-
    going argument about who was
    better on the computer. They
    had been going at it for days, and
    frankly
    God was tired of hearing all the
    bickering.
    Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S
    OK! I have had enough! I am going
    to set up a test that will run for
    two hours, and from those
    results, I will judge who does
    the better job."
    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
    keyboards and typed away.
    They moused.
    They faxed.
    They e-mailed.
    They e-mailed with attachments &
    logged on to same time.
    They downloaded & trouble-
    shooted .
    They logged on to novel &
    accessed phoenix.
    They did spreadsheets!
    They accessed Zen & fps server
    They wrote reports.
    They created labels and cards.
    They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy
    reports
    They did every job known to
    man.
    Jesus worked with heavenly
    efficiency and Satan was faster than
    hell. Then, ten minutes before
    their time was up, lightning
    suddenly flashed across the sky,
    thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
    of course, the power went off..... Satan stared at his blank screen
    and
    screamed every curse word
    known
    in the underworld.
    Jesus just relaxed. Finally the electricity came back
    on,
    and each of them restarted
    their
    computers. Satan started
    searching frantically, screaming:
    "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
    everything when the power
    went
    out!"
    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
    the
    past two hours of work..
    Satan observed this and became
    jealous.
    "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!
    He cheated! How come he has
    all his
    work and I don't have any?"
    God just smiled and said,
    it's simply because.....
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    JESUS SAVES!!!

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