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For years, Nollywood power diva, mother of one and award winning
actress Genevieve Nnaji or Genny as her close friends call her has
maintained a fashion signature that depicted her as a bold, confident,
very Miss Independent kind of lady; her dresses were never
revealing, her make-up far from over-done, her hair-do and body carriage
showed her class as a woman not ready to flirt around; but last weekend
at the Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards held at the Eko Hotel and
Suites in Lagos, Genny stunned everyone!!!.
She appeared on the red carpet in a dazzling white piece dress and
eyes, mouths around her popped open in shock. Genevieve had her parted
cleavage area bare for everyone to see; her light fabric dress hid just
half her breast.
It’s not the Genevieve Nnaji everyone used to know. She flicked
across the red carpet and photographers, cameramen fell over themselves;
pausing when she paused and falling apart again when she moved.
She was bold, staring everyone in the eye. She answered questions and
still had that mighty presence that made her Genevieve Nnaji … but her
dress was the ticking attention.
Clearly not all of the eyes and mouths popped because they felt she
looked stunning. Genny is at the moment being lashed left and right on
on-line media and social networks.
It is important to note here that Genevieve was not the only
celebrity wearing a dress that showed a lot of skin, Karen Igho of Big
Brother Africa was also in a daring dress of her own with half her
cleavage exposed.
However it’s Genevieve Nnaji everyone is talking about. Her critics
claim the dress was outrageous and completely undeserving of the
character she had etched for herself over these years. Her formidable
supporters however feel other wise. In their generous chorus, they
insist Genny only tried to make a statement as a very dynamic and
unpredictable woman backing up their claim with the fact that she had
quickly switched back to a more modest yellow clad dress that had her
amply covered.
But then statement or no statement. Do you think Genevieve Nnaji went too far in this dress? Leave a comment
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Former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world "Iron" Mike Tyson
has issued a statement via an African website denying stories claiming
he has had a sex change.
The bizarre story stems from a spoof news
item from a British satirical website, which hoodwinked a number of
online publications in Africa.
Zambian website Zambia Watchdog is also thought to have published the story, but it has subsequently been removed.
Quotes attributed to Tyson in the story stated: "Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman.
"But
even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as
the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side
and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina."
However,
Tyson has since been quoted on SpyGhana as saying: "I am still a man
and I have always been fully in touch with my masculinity and have no
intention of becoming a woman.
"The claims are not only untrue but
unbelievably stupid. I was at the Pacquiao-Marquez fight on Saturday
and any reasonable person could tell I was looking like a man."
The
story went on to suggest he wanted to replace his long-standing
nickname of "Iron Mike" with "Iron Maiden", and change his name from
Mike to Michelle after a successful 16-hour operation.
Comic
writer John O'Farrell from NewsBiscuit told the BBC: "We've had half as
many visitors from Africa in the last few days as we'd expect generally
in a whole month."
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Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson
is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender
reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The
Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that
having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that
from now on he would be known as Michelle.
‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said
former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital
bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16
hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was
regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my
feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a
vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given
the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful
course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the
boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield.
Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with
the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round
saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be
lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a
Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would
finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over
and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically
removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick
perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s
revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he
had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and
silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.’
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(1)If You sneeze, nai be sey person dey somewhere else, dey call you
(2)If bird shit on top you, nai be sey u go get money.
(3)If leaf fall on top ur head, nai be sey winsh dey pursue you.
(4)When you cross over a pregnant woman on the floor, she'll give birth to a child like you.
(5)If you mistakenly bite your tongue....Someone is saying bad things about you.
(6)If your palm dey scratch you, nai be sey money dey come.
(7)If you look your shadow for night nai be say tou go dey dream bad dream.
(8)If you cut your eye lashes air put for your papa shoe in go forget too flog you for your offense.
(9)If you seat down for two people middle nai be say dem don they receive your wealth.
(10)If you dey hear hiss for your ear nai be say dem dey talk about you.
Drop yours don't spoil the fun
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Akpors and his Wife Ekaette were watching News on T.V when an
Announcement was made that any Family with 5 Children should come with
them to Government house Asaba to collect 8 million naira.
Akpors then said to his Wife, Take care of this our 3 Children, i
have 2 Children outside this Marriage, let me go and get them.
Akpors went and came back with the 2 Children and did not see the 3
Children. He was shocked and asked his wife Where the 3 Children ?
Wife replied, You think say na only you hear the news, their Papa hear am too, he don come collect them.
Teacher: what is the opposite of Ma?
John: Sir.
Teacher: clap for him, he is correct, the answer is sir. Now what is the opposite of Madam?
Akpors: Sirdam.
BMW» Bring Me Women
FORD» Fix OR Repair Daily
HYUNDAI» Hope You Understand Nothing Drivable And Inexpensive
VOLVO» Very Odd Looking Vehicular Objects
KIA» Kills In Accidents
OPEL» Old People Enjoy Life.
TOYOTA» The One You Only Trust Always
GOLF/GTI» Girls Only Love Fun/Get Them Inside
HONDA» Hanged Over Now Driving Away
POLO» Panties Off Legs Open
Which car are u driving?
YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN...
Add urs:
~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses windup, armed robbers
attack and shoots at chief,the bullet won't break the glass but will
kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??
~ A man shoots himself on the head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?
~ RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old as far back as 1960
and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of him....... Chinekeee
~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives. Nawaa oo
~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm
~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he suddenly becomes an
adult in his 20's stillwashing the same plates and wearing the same
trousers...
~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in the village and
has to do serious farm work to survive, only for you to see that her
fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red.
~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has tattoos on her body.
~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin?
~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance.
Is poison part of cooking ingredients?
~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood start coming out from your nose.
~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh.. Biko who is older?
~ You must cough before you die...?Lolzz
Keep it rolling...
Akpors bought a Brand
New Bullet proof car,
While driving alone in the
bush at Night, Armed
Robbers ambushed him
and fired shots at his car sporadically but could not
Penetrate,
Akpors, being so wise,
came down from the car
and started abusing the
robbers " ur fadas" don't you know the car has
bullet proof??"
Akpors was Buried 2 days
later.
CLEAN JOKE!
Jesus and Satan were having an
on-
going argument about who was
better on the computer. They
had been going at it for days, and
frankly
God was tired of hearing all the
bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S
OK! I have had enough! I am going
to set up a test that will run for
two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does
the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments &
logged on to same time.
They downloaded & trouble-
shooted .
They logged on to novel &
accessed phoenix.
They did spreadsheets!
They accessed Zen & fps server
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy
reports
They did every job known to
man.
Jesus worked with heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell. Then, ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky,
thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off..... Satan stared at his blank screen
and
screamed every curse word
known
in the underworld.
Jesus just relaxed. Finally the electricity came back
on,
and each of them restarted
their
computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power
went
out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became
jealous.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!
He cheated! How come he has
all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just smiled and said,
it's simply because.....
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JESUS SAVES!!!
AKPOS IN A BIBLE QUIZ
Q: who is judas?
Akpos: a farmer and vegetarian.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos judas eats carrot.
Q: where is judas from?
Akpos: Nigeria.
Q: which tribe?
Akpos: igbo.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos he loves money.
Q: what is Lazarus surname?
Akpos: Comfort.
Q: why?
Akpos: becos wen Jesus came to his grave, He shouted "Lazarus Comfort".
Q: who are the brothers of Lazarus that climb the tree to see Jesus?
Akpos: Aki n Popo.
Q: why?
Akpos: because he is a short man.
Q: complete this bible quote, "many are called but..."
Akpos: many are called but few have the credit to call back.
... uP Akpors.
A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters wed in d same year, So she
whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite
Xperience & dont forget to text it in a coded way o!
After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.
Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last drop!"
she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!"
she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha!
A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in; "Arik: Lagos -
Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their
kano - lagos flight.
She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps & faints
shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my
daughter).....
