CLEAN JOKE

CLEAN JOKE!
Jesus and Satan were having an
on-
going argument about who was
better on the computer. They
had been going at it for days, and
frankly
God was tired of hearing all the
bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S
OK! I have had enough! I am going
to set up a test that will run for
two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does
the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments &
logged on to same time.
They downloaded & trouble-
shooted .
They logged on to novel &
accessed phoenix.
They did spreadsheets!
They accessed Zen & fps server
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy
reports
They did every job known to
man.
Jesus worked with heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell. Then, ten minutes before
their time was up, lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky,
thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off..... Satan stared at his blank screen
and
screamed every curse word
known
in the underworld.
Jesus just relaxed. Finally the electricity came back
on,
and each of them restarted
their
computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power
went
out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from
the
past two hours of work..
Satan observed this and became
jealous.
"Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair!
He cheated! How come he has
all his
work and I don't have any?"
God just smiled and said,
it's simply because.....
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JESUS SAVES!!!