IK Ogbonna signs Nmultimillion deal with Dubai Fragrance, Rakkaan

The model and actor recently signed a multi million Naira deal with Dubai based fragrance company, Rakkaan Perfume Ltd. IK will be the face of the perfume for one year. Congrats!

Lady Mechanic, Sandra Ekperuoh's mechanic workshop re-opened

The power of the media! I love my job! :-) After reporting what happened to Sandra Ekperuoh's workshop (It was sealed by officials of the Waste Water Management and Sewage Board yesterday - read the story HERE), the gates of the workshop was re-opened last night around 10pm upon directive of the Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Raji Fashola

One of the governor's aides read about the incident online and called the staff at the workshop to find out the situation of things. On informing his boss, Governor Fashola directed the gates be reopened because those who came to seal them up yesterday acted on their own directives without the Governors knowledge. Great stuff!

IS THIS MADNESS OR WHAT?????????????????????????????????????

IS THIS MADNESS OR WHAT?????????????????????????????????????




I NEED ANSWERS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lady Mechanic, Sandra Ekperuoh's mechanic workship in VI sealed

This is an outrage! Over 40 policemen and officials from the Waste Water Management and Sewage Board, an arm of the Ministry of Environment, this morning stormed the mechanic workshop of Nigeria's first woman auto mechanic, Sandra Aguebor-Ekperuoh, and sealed the place. Her auto workshop, where she employs only female mechanics, is situated by 1004 in Victoria Island. 

Sandra, who has been an auto mechanic for the past 27 years, runs an NGO that empowers women called the Lady Mechanic Initiative where she has empowered and graduated over 150 women in Lagos State alone. Sandra has over 150 women mechanics in Abuja and 100 women mechanics in Benin where 50 of the girls are graduating in three weeks time. 40 of them will be employed by Sandra immediately after graduation in her Lagos, Benin, Kaduna and Abuja workshops. Some of the girls who have passed through her are now self employed with their own mechanic workshops and even training other female mechanics. This woman has done so much to empower women in this country and it's so sad to see this happen to her. We should be celebrating this woman, not taking land from her.

She trains these girls for free, still gives them a salary and accommodates them. The land that was sealed today houses the Lady Mechanic Workshop and a hostel for her girls where the girls, some of them orphans, stay rent free.

Their reason for sealing the place? They are saying the land belongs to the Lagos State government. Thing is, Sandra has been on that land for the past 10 years. I've spoken to Sandra myself and she's devastated but staying strong for her girls. See photos of the sealed workshop after the cut...

PHOTOS: FEMALE SINGER ALLOWS FANS TO TOUCH HER PRÍVATES ON STAGE

This is a picture of a Kenyan Singer performing on stage, and later at a point in time, she bent down close to the fans and hurriedly the fans started deeping their hands into her sewer, and to my greatest shock she didn’t even bother to escape and later said she had a fun performance, can you imagine?

This One dey take the Music Industry for Kenya pass Boundary OOooo!!!!

Which of our Naija Female Artistes do you think can go this far?

Photos: Ground Opens In CHICAGO...Swallows Three Cars

A large sinkhole opened up in the middle of the street and swallowed three cars on Chicago’s South Side. According to police, a driver was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. The cars, however, weren’t so lucky. Two cars were inside the hole when fire crews arrived. A third car, which was parked, slid into the hole after first responders got to the scene. Authorities say the sinkhole was caused by a water main break. More pictures after the cut.

Julius Agwu holds autograph session for new book in London today

Fans of one of Nigeria’s most talented entertainers, Julius Agwu, will have the opportunity to hang out and spend some quality time with him today April 19th in London as he holds autograph session for his new book,* Jokes Apart, How Did I Get Here*’. The autograph session and royal birthday party will hold at Hilton Hotel, 146 Pread St Paddington W2 1EE this evening. Be there!!!

Reactions trail Genevieve’s breast baring dress at AMVCA

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For years, Nollywood power diva, mother of one and award winning actress Genevieve Nnaji or Genny as her close friends call her has maintained a fashion signature that depicted her as a bold, confident, very Miss Independent kind of lady; her dresses were never revealing, her make-up far from over-done, her hair-do and body carriage showed her class as a woman not ready to flirt around; but last weekend at the Africa Magic Viewers Choice Awards held at the Eko Hotel and Suites in Lagos, Genny stunned everyone!!!.
She appeared on the red carpet in a dazzling white piece dress and eyes, mouths around her popped open in shock. Genevieve had her parted cleavage area bare for everyone to see; her light fabric dress hid just half her breast.

It’s not the Genevieve Nnaji everyone used to know. She flicked across the red carpet and photographers, cameramen fell over themselves; pausing when she paused and falling apart again when she moved.
She was bold, staring everyone in the eye. She answered questions and still had that mighty presence that made her Genevieve Nnaji … but her dress was the ticking attention.
Clearly not all of the eyes and mouths popped because they felt she looked stunning. Genny is at the moment being lashed left and right on on-line media and social networks.
It is important to note here that Genevieve was not the only celebrity wearing a dress that showed a lot of skin, Karen Igho of Big Brother Africa was also in a daring dress of her own with half her cleavage exposed.
However it’s Genevieve Nnaji everyone is talking about. Her critics claim the dress was outrageous and completely undeserving of the character she had etched for herself over these years. Her formidable supporters however feel other wise. In their generous chorus, they insist Genny only tried to make a statement as a very dynamic and unpredictable woman backing up their claim with the fact that she had quickly switched back to a more modest yellow clad dress that had her amply covered.
But then statement or no statement. Do you think Genevieve Nnaji went too far in this dress? Leave a comment

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"I have no intention of becoming a woman": Mike Tyson sex change spoof fools African media

Former undisputed heavyweight champion of the world "Iron" Mike Tyson has issued a statement via an African website denying stories claiming he has had a sex change.
The bizarre story stems from a spoof news item from a British satirical website, which hoodwinked a number of online publications in Africa.
Zambian website Zambia Watchdog is also thought to have published the story, but it has subsequently been removed.
Quotes attributed to Tyson in the story stated: "Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman.
"But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina."
However, Tyson has since been quoted on SpyGhana as saying: "I am still a man and I have always been fully in touch with my masculinity and have no intention of becoming a woman.
"The claims are not only untrue but unbelievably stupid. I was at the Pacquiao-Marquez fight on Saturday and any reasonable person could tell I was looking like a man."
The story went on to suggest he wanted to replace his long-standing nickname of "Iron Mike" with "Iron Maiden", and change his name from Mike to Michelle after a successful 16-hour operation.
Comic writer John O'Farrell from NewsBiscuit told the BBC: "We've had half as many visitors from Africa in the last few days as we'd expect generally in a whole month."
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Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be ‘feeling fine’ after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once known as ‘The Baddest Man on the Planet’, the Brooklyn-born boxer told reporters that having his first menstrual cycle ‘would be a dream come true’, and that from now on he would be known as Michelle.
‘Some people might think it strange that I’m now a woman,’ said former rapist Tyson, who underwent complete facial feminization, orbital bone contouring and nasal surgery in an operation lasting over 16 hours. ‘But even at the height of my career, when pound for pound I was regarded as the best fighter in the world, I never lost touch with my feminine side and knew that one day I would grow breasts and have a vagina.’
Iron Mike – or Iron Maiden as he now likes to be called – was given the all-clear for gender reassignment surgery following a successful course in hormone replacement therapy which, in his autobiography, the boxer blamed for his 1996 defeat at the hands of Evander Holyfield. Although at the time Tyson insisted he was fit enough to carry on with the fight, referee Mitch Halpern stopped the bout in the 11th round saying Tyson looked flushed, was sweating profusely and appeared to be lactating heavily from his left breast.
Tyson, wearing a blonde wig and looking relaxed in blue jeans and a Vanessa Bruno T-shirt, today said he hoped having a clitoris would finally convince the American people that his ‘bad-boy’ days were over and he had turned over a new leaf. ‘I’m even keeping my surgically removed penis in a jar by my bedside to remind me what those sick perverts did to us pretty boys in prison.’
Although boxing commentators were initially stunned by Tyson’s revelation, many have admitted the signs were there. ‘In hindsight, he had shown a fondness for dressing up in gloves, long leather boots and silk gowns, and he always had a really close interest in earrings.’

Naija Superstitions

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(1)If You sneeze, nai be sey person dey somewhere else, dey call you
(2)If bird shit on top you, nai be sey u go get money.
(3)If leaf fall on top ur head, nai be sey winsh dey pursue you.
(4)When you cross over a pregnant woman on the floor, she'll give birth to a child like you.
(5)If you mistakenly bite your tongue....Someone is saying bad things about you.
(6)If your palm dey scratch you, nai be sey money dey come.
(7)If you look your shadow for night nai be say tou go dey dream bad dream.
(8)If you cut your eye lashes air put for your papa shoe in go forget too flog you for your offense.
(9)If you seat down for two people middle nai be say dem don they receive your wealth.
(10)If you dey hear hiss for your ear nai be say dem dey talk about you.
Drop yours don't spoil the fun

Akpos In Need Of Money

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Akpors and his Wife Ekaette were watching News on T.V when an Announcement was made that any Family with 5 Children should come with them to Government house Asaba to collect 8 million naira.

Akpors then said to his Wife, Take care of this our 3 Children, i have 2 Children outside this Marriage, let me go and get them.

Akpors went and came back with the 2 Children and did not see the 3 Children. He was shocked and asked his wife Where the 3 Children ?

Wife replied, You think say na only you hear the news, their Papa hear am too, he don come collect them.

Akpors in a big counter attack with his english teacher

Teacher: what is the opposite of Ma?
John: Sir.
Teacher: clap for him, he is correct, the answer is sir. Now what is the opposite of Madam?
Akpors: Sirdam.

DIFFERENT BRANDS OF CARS AND THEIR MEANINGS

BMW» Bring Me Women

FORD» Fix OR Repair Daily

HYUNDAI» Hope You Understand Nothing Drivable And Inexpensive

VOLVO» Very Odd Looking Vehicular Objects

KIA» Kills In Accidents

OPEL» Old People Enjoy Life.

TOYOTA» The One You Only Trust Always

GOLF/GTI» Girls Only Love Fun/Get Them Inside

HONDA» Hanged Over Now Driving Away

POLO» Panties Off Legs Open

Which car are u driving?

YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN...

YOU KNOW IT'S A NAIJA MOVIE WHEN...

Add urs:

~ Chief is inside the car with the glasses windup, armed robbers attack and shoots at chief,the bullet won't break the glass but will kill chief inside the car..:
How come ??

~ A man shoots himself on the head 3 times...Habaaa !!!!!!!
How in the world is that possible?

~ RMD remembering when he was still 7 years old as far back as 1960 and suddenly a HUMMER passes in front of him....... Chinekeee

~ Patience Ozokwor poisons Zark Orji's food.
She stirs the poison so that it will circulate to all parts of the meal and then she tastes it.
Zack Orji dies while she survives. Nawaa oo

~ Someone flashes back to 1982 and behind him is a sign board "Vote for Goodluck" Hmmmm

~ A 7year old character is washing plates and he suddenly becomes an adult in his 20's stillwashing the same plates and wearing the same trousers...

~ Omotola is depicted as a poor woman suffering in the village and has to do serious farm work to survive, only for you to see that her fingernails are fixed with long plastic nails and painted crimson red.

~ Tonto Dike acting a born again village girl, yet has tattoos on her body.

~ Someone dies with low cut and his spirit comes back wearing afro... Na wetin?

~ A woman suddenly decides to poison her husband, then she opens her food cabinet and brings out the substance.
Is poison part of cooking ingredients?

~ They shoot you on the leg yet blood start coming out from your nose.

~ John Okafor(Ibu) is the father of Nkem Owoh.. Biko who is older?

~ You must cough before you die...?Lolzz

Keep it rolling...